Zombies will eat ur face


soul-the-tamashii:

ihavebeensherlocked:

joosboks:

msanimanga:

itstrivial:

#CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEEA

HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON

OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS

CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH

CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA

CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS

ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW

BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS

YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW

HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW

IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON

FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN

WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH

WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA

YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL

ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL

YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA 

/wild applause

#Best Post





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Woman gives birth

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Woman: I think I’ll name her Sara.
Doctor: I’m sorry, but that name’s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?

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dickbipch:

reidhugs:

magusmpreg:

temperusmaximus:

<3

So sweet

this makse me cry a lot

sobs tenderly


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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

baronfreeman:

slfasdlfjas;dlkfjasd;lkfjd

(Although I don’t like how they made Ursula thin. She could be big and still be absolutely gorgeous.)


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ladymissk:

clearascountryair:

sakuratsukikage:

holybat:

madziontist:

plithith:

The 15 minute rule would make so much of my life better.

^ YES

If only some of the people in my life would read this

I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s just so accurate.  SO accurate.  God.

I kind of want to post this on parents bulletin board.

Do it!! 

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

nintendonut1:

erinmar13:

mrimaginarius:

observingobservations:

paranoidrobot:

I reblog this every time it comes on my dash.

See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao

this actually made me clap alone here in my living room.  well played catholics, well played.

i literally can’t

i can’t believe they’re debating via signs omG

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seeker-of-time:

I LIKE THE CAPS LOCK ONE THE BEST. 


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Kerfuffle

(Source: theboxlord)

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