HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
/wild applause
#Best Post
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I’ll name her Sara.
Doctor: I’m sorry, but that name’s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
(Source: yanilavigne)
slfasdlfjas;dlkfjasd;lkfjd
(Although I don’t like how they made Ursula thin. She could be big and still be absolutely gorgeous.)
Via UNPOPULAR ONIONS
The 15 minute rule would make so much of my life better.
^ YES
If only some of the people in my life would read this
I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s just so accurate. SO accurate. God.
I kind of want to post this on parents bulletin board.
Do it!!
(Source: planetofthefakes)
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
I reblog this every time it comes on my dash.
See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao
this actually made me clap alone here in my living room. well played catholics, well played.
i literally can’t
i can’t believe they’re debating via signs omG












